White bread and pig anus never tasted so good! Serve when you're just kicking back or when that special someone comes over for a romantic rendez-vous. Substitute salsa for relish if you're feeling ethnic.
1 pack of wieners
1 1/2 packs of WonderBread (tm) hot dog buns
3 tbsp of mustard
12 packets of ketchup (or catsup)
3 tbsp of relish
6 slices of processed cheese
In a saucepan, heat one litre of water until bubbling and steaming. Add wieners and cook for five minutes. Remove saucepan from heat.
Slice cheese in half and place on twelve open WonderBread (tm) buns. With tongs (not fingers!) place wieners on buns. Garnish with mustard, ketchup and relish to taste. Enjoy!