Thursday, July 5, 2007

Common words and phrases that have been ruined for me by pornography . . .

This entry would carry more weight being read aloud. If you are at work or are too shy, imagine James Earl Jones or Don Knotts reading the following list:

Tube-Steak
Flag Pole
Mound
Outdoor Water Fun
Gash
Adult
Knob
Rear Entry
Hedgehog
Pearl Necklace
Wet
Amateur
Wang (Both the Computer and Vera)
Hose
Button Hole
Finger
Back Door
Pie (especially Cream)
Sausage
Bush (Bonus Points for Protest Signs Saying "Fuck Bush!")
Glaze
Fudge
Edward Scissor Hands
Busty Blonde Teen Gets Fucked Up The Ass And Loves It


If I've left any off the list -- which I'm sure I have -- feel free to post them.

4 comments:

Niles Ridgeman said...

And: Back Passageway Furry Glory Squirt Swapping Fist and sadly - German or any mention of Germans

Aging Oogster said...

it's difficult to look anyone named 'Sanchez' or 'Cleveland' in the eye also...

Cleveland Sanchez said...

Go to Hell, Oogster! It's people like you who have made my life miserable.

Anonymous said...

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