Monday, January 26, 2009

DID YOU KNOW ...

... Groundhogs are the only mammal other than humans to employ the missionary position while making love?

15 comments:

Fallstaff said...

How do you know?
What have you been doing with Groundy?

Fallstaff said...

How do you know?
What have you been doing with Groundy?

Fallstaff said...

How do you know?
What have you been doing with Groundy?

Fallstaff said...

Whoops - only press the publish button once.

Aging Hipster said...

No ... Groundy and I have are taking it slow.
Just a little bit of light petting.

Barb said...

Does Groundy get six-million-dollar-man cuddles? Cause I'll be jealous....

Aging Hipster said...

No, just wiggly cuddles.

Barb said...

Ok, but I don't want to hear about any humpy cuddles, dead-man cuddles, forehead kisses or tuckins.

Aging Hipster said...

I have to admit, I gave Groundy tuck-ins once. He was having a nightmare about a talking coyote.
He was so upset it almost broke my heart.

Aging Hipster said...

Oh... and one forehead kiss. Just because I felt like it.

Barb said...

But ape cuddles are just for me, right?

Aging Hipster said...

OK,
First, the scientific term is GORILLA cuddles.

Second, gorilla cuddles are for everyone; friends, recent acquaintances, people I meet on the street.

In this time of economic uncertainty it would be morally reprehensible to withhold gorilla cuddles from anyone.

Barb said...

Whore

Cory said...

I was unaware of these varieties of cuddles...I wanna try the whole set.

Barb said...

Do you want the cuddles from the Hipster, or do you just want him to teach the various cuddle techniques to Greg? I imagine Greggie would do well with gorillia cuddles.