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How do you know?What have you been doing with Groundy?
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No ... Groundy and I have are taking it slow. Just a little bit of light petting.
Does Groundy get six-million-dollar-man cuddles? Cause I'll be jealous....
No, just wiggly cuddles.
Ok, but I don't want to hear about any humpy cuddles, dead-man cuddles, forehead kisses or tuckins.
I have to admit, I gave Groundy tuck-ins once. He was having a nightmare about a talking coyote.He was so upset it almost broke my heart.
Oh... and one forehead kiss. Just because I felt like it.
But ape cuddles are just for me, right?
OK,First, the scientific term is GORILLA cuddles.Second, gorilla cuddles are for everyone; friends, recent acquaintances, people I meet on the street.In this time of economic uncertainty it would be morally reprehensible to withhold gorilla cuddles from anyone.
I was unaware of these varieties of cuddles...I wanna try the whole set.
Do you want the cuddles from the Hipster, or do you just want him to teach the various cuddle techniques to Greg? I imagine Greggie would do well with gorillia cuddles.
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