Thursday, January 22, 2009

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, GET FREAKY!!!


Yeah ... you heard that right.
Barrack Obama is shaping up to be the best American President ever!
Watch him shut down the CIA's secret prison network.
Watch him reclaim international goodwill.
Watch him manually pleasure his wife ... TO THE EXTREME!
Maybe it's Michelle who is the top ... I dunno and it ain't my business. But it really does feel like a new day has dawned in America, doesn't it?

Seriously, I know of one 'expert' whose face is going to be red when she looks up fisting on the Urban Dictionary.


Anonymous said...

Funniest thing I've heard in weeks. Thank you!

Aging Hipster said...

For the sexually naive among you, click the headline for a definition.

Anonymous said...

I am as queer as a 3 dollar bill and I think fisting is

Aging Hipster said...

To each his own.
Here in the Land of The Aging Hipster we try not to judge others.