I've been getting over extreme tooth pain so:
In the spirit of half-assed malling it in, I present my favourite in-joke punchlines:
Go Team Norsub!
A Skunk fucking a flowery pig!
He was DEE-RICIOUS!
(not as racist as it sounds)
A man who dismantles his own cat has a fool for a vet.
You've hosed me out of my split-apart!
Why would she french her daddy?
(More of a News Radio punch line ... but I'll allow it)
Really? Pornocolyse Now?
Je suis une grande canard vert dans mon pantalons
Wait ... Be Cool ... He's not gay ... he's just British.