Apparently, Screw My Ex-Girlfriend ... Please has been my most influential post since I urged America to vote for change.
I am currently babysitting a five-year-old boy, a two-year-old girl and a twelve-year-old bottle of Scotch.
Later, I will take all three out to the car, roll up the windows and light a cigarette. We won't be going anywhere, I just enjoy all manner of criminal activity.
While I entertain her children with a rousing chorus of Cocaine Blues by Johnny Cash, Skipper is out on a date, all thanks to my blog entry.
So ... who is grossly invading your privacy and robbing you of your dignity now?
Seriously, who is it?
Whoever it is owes me a bottle of bourbon.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
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11 comments:
Good news. As of 10:45 pm, the twelve-year-old appears to be the only one in danger.
Also, Skipper, I have to admit I am jealous ...
OF YOUR MacBook!!!
Skipper is home now and just a wee bit drunk.
I'd like it noted that all children are currently alive upon Skipper's return.
R.I.P. Bottle of Scotch
I love Drunk Skipper!!
I have to say that Skipper's date was fun. Her date was a gentleman. The flowers are beautiful and the conversation was great. Just don't get too high on yourself there Aging Hipster!
if you are serious about drinking and smoking around children you are sick and should be locked up with all the other animals!!!!
Wow, there are some real Brainiacs reading your blog, Aging Hipster. You should feel proud.
In retrospect, I'm glad I didn't mention the duelling pistols and Japanese porn.
If you aren't serious about drinking and smoking around children then really you're just wasting everyone's time.
Hipster I TOLD you that you should have mentioned that you shared the scotch and smokes with the kids. Now people think you're selfish!!
My kids love it when the Aging Hipster comes over. No one in their daycare will drink with them!
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