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Thursday, April 9, 2009
Andrea and Dave's Baby Just Got Here
Welcome to the world Baby Girl (name pending until the poll to the right closes) Jefferies. Those looking for my trademarked smart-assery ... move along. Nothing to see here.
Went to the hospital to see Mommy & Baby. The baby is amazing in every way... Despite Brian's "concerns", the baby does not have Brian's stubby legs or drinking problem. Her legs are proportional and she has yet to request a martini. She really truly is precious and adorable.
We shall see, Aunt Barbie. We shall see. My torso grew freakishly long while my legs remained fairly tiny as I aged. And I didn't ask for my first martini until I was seven. I was really into peach schnapps before that. Kids!
Brian, for the last time, for the VERY last time, you can't impregnate someone through fantasy. Monkey's baby is Dave's and Jennifer Garner's babies are Ben Affleck's, and no, Naomi Watts' baby does not have stubby legs or a drinking problem. Let it go.
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Yay!!! Girls are awesome!
Went to the hospital to see Mommy & Baby. The baby is amazing in every way...
Despite Brian's "concerns", the baby does not have Brian's stubby legs or drinking problem. Her legs are proportional and she has yet to request a martini. She really truly is precious and adorable.
We shall see, Aunt Barbie. We shall see.
My torso grew freakishly long while my legs remained fairly tiny as I aged.
And I didn't ask for my first martini until I was seven. I was really into peach schnapps before that.
Kids!
I expect it to get drunk on red wine and swear a lot while doing so very shortly.
Sorry about your legs Hipster. At least they reach the ground.
Brian, for the last time, for the VERY last time, you can't impregnate someone through fantasy. Monkey's baby is Dave's and Jennifer Garner's babies are Ben Affleck's, and no, Naomi Watts' baby does not have stubby legs or a drinking problem. Let it go.
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