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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Happy Valentine's Day
I'd like to give you all something of very high quality that takes none of your space and wastes none of your time. A pipe bomb has been mailed in your name to Hallmark Industries Inc.
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Thank you Hipster! Best Valentines Day present I ever got! Oh, except the time Mark bought me those cute gold earrings. I still wear them. But this is a close second. I love you!!
Very thoughtful. Now I have to find some one else deserving of my pipebomb, but I'm sure it will be fine. Does bell canada even have an address anymore?
2 comments:
Thank you Hipster! Best Valentines Day present I ever got! Oh, except the time Mark bought me those cute gold earrings. I still wear them. But this is a close second. I love you!!
Very thoughtful.
Now I have to find some one else deserving of my pipebomb, but I'm sure it will be fine. Does bell canada even have an address anymore?
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